Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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