Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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