Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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