i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
this will be a night to untag.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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