hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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