If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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