I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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