Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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