I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
