STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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