If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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