Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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