i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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