I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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