they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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