I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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