You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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