first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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