Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
