the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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