But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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