apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
The ass gains better be worth it
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