i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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