First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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