she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I have tasted many bathrooms
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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