atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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