the condom got lost in my hair
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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