I'm drive I can fine osifer
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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