I hope mine doesn't look like that
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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