WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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