Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize