hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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