Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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