you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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