okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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