conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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