Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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