I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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