Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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