The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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