The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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