I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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