Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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