it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
why is half of my head shaved?
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