oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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