Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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