Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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