so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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