We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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