they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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