We named our party play list daddy issues
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
