Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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