you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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