: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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