So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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