STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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