Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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