nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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