At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
NoShamevember. You game?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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